PRESIDENT OBAMA

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ahem.

I am too fucking hungover to type. But let me just say FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....I mean, let me just say that I thought McCain's concession speech was possibly the classiest, most dignified thing he did all year. He was truly gracious, and I thank him for that.

And Obama's speech was absolute fucking dynamite. As soon as I get done absorbing the rest of what happened, I'm going to watch that shit on YouTube again, cause that was the damnedest speech I've ever seen.

We've got a D governor of Missouri now (bye bye baby Blunt!), and it seems that every MO ballot measure passed.

In fact, Amendment 1 (English as official language) passed 86-14, Nixon beat Hulshof 58-40, and the Presidential race is currently at McCain 49.4-Obama 49.2. I would like to know more about all those ticket splitters, but I'm sure we'll hear more about it in the next couple weeks.

By the way, we just elected the black guy. Never thought I'd live to see it. HOT DAMN.